Play 2

Setting of the play is a family kitchen. There is a door that connects the outside. The parents, a mother and father, are sitting there enjoying their breakfast. Their daughter enters the back door with an expression of joy.

Daughter: Mom. Dad. I have something exciting to tell you.

Mother: Go on and say it, sweetie.

Daughter: I’m getting married!

(The mom gives a squee and begins to jump with her daughter; the dad is sitting there shocked.)

Mom: Oh that’s good sweetie! Your father and I are so proud of you.

Dad: WHAT!?

(The two look at him in shock for a brief moment before he flips a table)

Mom: HONEY!

Daughter: DAD!

Dad: I DON’T APPROVE OF THIS. NOT ONE BIT.

Mom: Honey, you’re not happy that your daughter is getting married?

Dad: NO.

Mom: Well

Dad: BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW THAT UNKNOWN MAN I DON’T KNOW.